I'm not hot shit in a wineglass, more curried goat in a paper cup

I suppose things aren't quite as signed up, here, but for her to tell me that she flies 'all the time' and that the regulations 'change constantly,' when this particular one hasn't changed since last September... yeah. Moron is one word. Probably the kindest one. ;) My stomach ache hasn't come back, yet, but I have no doubt it will quite soon. I've been saying it for a while, but now it's becoming apparent that I NEED to find a new job before this gives me an ulcer.