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Curried Goat in a paper cup ([personal profile] derien) wrote2012-07-10 08:39 pm

Because what are kids for?

At the grocery store this evening Mom asked the cashier if she could put her three things into her own tote bag.

I said, "Oh, I was thinking I could use the bag. I'm almost out of plastic bags," so she hauled a plastic bag out of her tote and said, "You can have this one."

It had something in it. I took a quick look, then told the cashier, "I get the one with her dirty socks in it. :)"