derien: It's a cup of tea and a white mouse.  The mouse is offering to buy Arthur's brain and replace it with a simple computer. (Default)
Curried Goat in a paper cup ([personal profile] derien) wrote2005-02-01 10:01 pm

joke sent by MarinerBrook which everyone at work has heard. :)


What's the difference between a TSA Security Screener's salary and a large pizza?



A large pizza can feed a family of four.



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Heh, I knew it. :)
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[livejournal.com profile] camwyn has new Hellblazer: Hogwarts posted and I'm SO psyched to read it!  But I'm trying to exercise some self-control and wait until I have my breakfast in front of me, tomorrow.  *keeps a firm grip on herself*

Oh it's time for bed again.  Why does that keep happening every night? 
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[identity profile] derien.livejournal.com 2005-02-02 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Drinking problems can be expensive, though. Little bad decisions made while under the influence can add up. And the occasional wrecked car.