joke sent by MarinerBrook which everyone at work has heard. :)

[derien]

What's the difference between a TSA Security Screener's salary and a large pizza?



A large pizza can feed a family of four.



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Heh, I knew it. :)

I'm boring


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camwyn has new Hellblazer: Hogwarts posted and I'm SO psyched to read it!  But I'm trying to exercise some self-control and wait until I have my breakfast in front of me, tomorrow.  *keeps a firm grip on herself*

Oh it's time for bed again.  Why does that keep happening every night? 

Comments

[canaa.livejournal.com]

Kinda of like a teacher's salary, eh?

(Seriously. Both my parents are teachers, and two weeks ago, we didn't have enough money to buy groceries. Thankfully, we keep two large freezers stocked full of food for emergencies, so we still ate, but it wasn't pleasant, realizing how little money we actually have. Of course, my father's alcoholism doesn't help matters, but... you'd think two teachers salaries could support a family of five AND a drinking problem. >_< )

[derien.livejournal.com]

Drinking problems can be expensive, though. Little bad decisions made while under the influence can add up. And the occasional wrecked car.