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Curried Goat in a paper cup ([personal profile] derien) wrote2010-10-29 05:57 am
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for halloween

Q: How many poltergeists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the
new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure.