better to be pissed off than pissed on

[derien]

So, I had this little calendar book which I was keeping in my back pocket at work, and I would take it out and look at my engagements and time off like Gollum polishing his precious (England! Visiting littleredhead and groundctrl!), but every now and then it would leap out of my back pocket because it was a tiny bit too large. Well, guess where it decided to leap, today? Yeah. Into the toilet.

I phoned Eor to tell him I would be a little late getting home because I was going to Staples to get another after work, and had to admit to what had happened to it. "What a pissah!" he said. (Which, if you speak Boston, means pretty much the opposite, 'superb' is the translation given here - but it was too good a pun to pass up. :))

Luckily, Alice had a little date book given out by the Post Office which she hadn't even started to use as yet, and it even fit in my front pocket, so no more leaping out! :)

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[derien.livejournal.com]

Eor's emailing you right this moment, I believe. :)