Retro-post: Car failure

[derien]

So, I'm thinking it's time to give up on my car. VIP says they won't touch it, so I'm filling out the NPR Vehicle Donation form right now and just had to type all that VIP had written down for me. Therefore, you get to see, too, since I need to copy this somewhere in case I lose the form and need to start over.

"Clutch failing, left front wheel bearing bad, both front strut mounts bad, right front strut tower rusted through, rocker right rear rusted through, exhaust leak and exhaust hanger broken, EGR valve bolt broken off and drilled out off-center, coolant leak, and wrong length windshield wipers."

Somehow the 'wrong length windshield wipers' makes me chuckle.