dumb quote of the day

"You people keep stealing my stuff! I've lost four swiss army knives, three screwdrivers and one of those little round screwdrivers..."

And you haven't noticed a pattern, here? There's a difference between 'stealing' something and 'confiscating' it because it's prohibited. Is it possible to have someone arrested because they're too stupid to be allowed to fly? This is probably the same woman who refuses to turn off her laptop and cellphone when asked to do so.

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I should probably get the new version of Arachnophilia (what I use to build my website. I'm still using 4.0. I hate learning new things. I love learning new things. I hate feeling like an idiot and not being able to accomplish the goal I have set for myself.

My short-term goal is just rearrange my art section, but soon I need to do a major overhaul and try to make the site feel a little less like a maze. Even something as simple (!) as learning to use style sheets to change the colors and fonts quickly would be really helpful. I have to sit down and do it.

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Have you ever seen this sweetened-condensed milk stuff? It's amazing! It's like a syrup!

Okay, I'm sure those of you who've made fudge and such (Caw told me that's what it's for? I don't cook.) are thinking I must have just crawled out from under a rock, but really I've just never used this stuff before. I only dared put a teaspoonfull in my coffee. Maybe for the next cup I'll try two teaspoonfulls.