Yeah I'm sick, I know it, you don't have to tell me.:)

Just to confuse Bud Boy, now I'll post a story.:) Oh, and just for you, afrai, I'll pout and sulk if I don't receive any feedback!;)

Title: Solvent
Author: Derien
Fandom: Gilligan's Island
Pairing: Gilligan/Professor
Summary: Stuck together with pineapple paste, Gilligan and the Professor strive to find a solvent. (Prequel to "Gilligan Moves Out" by MizzMarvel in which the Professor proves to be a solvent to Gilligan's long association with his rather abusive father figure, the Skipper.)
Notes: I blame this on MizzMarvel, and thank her for the beta, and urge you to read her "Gilligan Moves Out" ( http://www.livejournal.com/users/mizzmarvel/152206.html#cutid4 ) before you read this.:) I also freely acknowledge that writing Gilligan/Professor slash is Evil and Wrong and that I deserve a spanking. But it was so much fun.;)
Technical notes: According to http://www.gilligansisle.com/, Gilligan's first name is Willy and the Professor's name is Dr. Roy Hinkley. (Roy Hinkley, Jr. according to http://www.tvtome.com/GilligansIsland/ which does not give a first name for Gilligan.) Imagine that, I never knew they had other names. According to the summary of "Rescue from Gilligan's Island" (which I found here: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6309482479 ) they were trapped for 15 years. I didn't bother to decide how long they'd been there when this story hypothetically happened, because this is just a goofy fanfic of an incredibly goofy and unrealistic show, and doesn't really deserve a whole lot of thought, okay?

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( He had found a lump of perfect glass on the slope of the volcano  )

And I don't have a paid account so I can't do ticky-box feedback.:)

*hugs her two comments to her, happily*

That's all I need, I won't pout, now.;)

the afternoon of my one day off

No, stupid spammers, I do not desire to have access to a database of "married but lonesome housewives." That would be encouraging cheating, which, as a poly, I'm opposed to.

And speaking of which, we had a polynne caffein today, which was fun. :) groundctrl and littleredhead showed up, which always makes things enjoyable. We also met as a very nice person who probably doesn't have an LJ but probably doesn't mind being referred to as Skinny Biker Dude, and Rude909, who I oddly have not had the opportunity to meet before. (I've actually talked with him on the phone, which is really unusual for me, since I'm phone phobic, and I've met one of his exes, who's also a friend of my brother's, but I met her because she's a friend of lemondropgirl as well. The small world of Maine. :))

Then I came home and thought that I might be productive on another story, since I was feeling so good about that one, but I really have to get moving on cooking dinner, which will be chicken parm even though it will bake us to turn on the oven.