In response to
daegaer's First Lines meme, I wrote a Fluffy Japanese Schoolboys fic. (Although she really should have changed the designation to Not So Fluffy Japanese Schoolboys, after the introduction of the murderous rapist pedophile, but ... :)) You'll have to page down a bit to find it, and it probably won't make sense if you haven't read Remembering Monsters, and are not up on Good Omens and the conflicts that were played out on the Crowley's Angels group ... which ought to be left like the sleeping dogs in the adage. Still, I think it's a wicked cool fic.
Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
Hey mister, are you tall?
Hey mister, are you tall?
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