I just had to share this snippet....

I went out for a drink after work with some of my co-workers last night (Baby Sister, The Incredible Shrinking Man, Casper, Bellona, Mr.Z, Mainertoo and his wife, Mrs G.). Casper was quiet for most of the evening, but then someone mentioned cocain and suddenly he piped up. "I never did cocain, but I did snort crystal meth, once. Excellent experience, I highly recommend it. Had sex with my girlfriend 3 times, then she went to bed and I was on the couch jacking off to Opra. I couldn't stop! Shooting blanks, I couldn't stop! No, I wasn't in a zone, I knew exactly what I was doing. Mrs G knows what I'm talking about. Highly recommend it." We were in hysterics, and when we calmed down he slapped some money down on the table and said, "My work here is done," and left.
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