Wow, I know where this meme started!

[derien]

With yonmei, who mutated it from afrai's request to post a real memory. I'm going to take it from inscrutable, because I posted a story for him.:) I'm so amazed at the ideas people come up with in some of these - mine sucked.

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Comments

[mizzmarvel.livejournal.com]

I remember fondly the time when, visiting you on a sunny afternoon, I got my first period. I was but an innocent girl of eleven, and was quite upset with this tremendous event in my life. You patiently dried my tears, explained that it was only natural for a dirty, sinful girl like me to be afflicted as such, and then drove me straight to the convent when I've lived ever since.

It was the first time anyone ever told me the truth about menstruation.

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Remember that time we got incredibly drunk and didn't see why we shouldn't be the first people to snowboard down Everest? After all these years I'm still having physio, but man, it was worth it.

[derien.livejournal.com]

It's hard for us all when we first realize that, as women and descendants of Eve, the first betrayer, we're all basically evil. I'm gratified to hear that you're continuing to keep your sinful body locked away so as to not tempt men.

(oops, I almost wrote 'me' rather than 'men.')

[derien.livejournal.com]

Totally worth it, dude, what a rush! I never saw anybody bounce like that before or since.

[mizzmarvel.livejournal.com]

Freudian slip? Freud is evil. I am building a purifying fire and I really think it would be best if you came over and voluntarily threw yourself on it. For the good of your eternal (albeit naturally evil) soul.