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This turned out to be fun. :)
Write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can’t look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you’re going to use.
My 12 characters:
1) Mike Jackson (the Mike from "Mike" and the Psmith stories, Wodehouse.)
2) Rom (Quark's brother, from Star Trek: Deep Space 9)
3) Chewbacca
4) Pippin Took
5) Dr. Roy Hinkley, Jr (The Professor, from Gilligan's Island)
6) Winston Zeddmore (From Real Ghostbusters)
7) Maladicta (From Monstrous Regiment, Terry Pratchett)
8) Angua (From all Pratchett's Guards series)
9) Jadzia Dax (from ST:DS9)
10) Honoria Glossop (From Jeeves and Wooster, Wodehouse)
11) Deb Lister (From Red Dwarf, the female universe version of Lister)
12) Pippin Galadriel Moonchild (Pepper, from Good Omens)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Winston Zeddmore/Deb Lister - I've never read it, and given that it's a het pairing it wouldn't much interest me, but there would be some trainwreck fascination to it. Winston would have a hard time with how much of a slob and a female chauvinist Deb is.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Pippin Took - Totally hot! :)
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Pepper gets Angua pregnant. Well... Has she broken up with Carrot, or are they still together? Oh, Angua has a thing for redheads, I see. In that case, perhaps she can pass the kid off as Carrot's.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Jadzia Dax. Oddly, I don't think I have read any. Oddly because she's very hot, but I think she's a little too aloof for anyone to really entertain the idea of anybody getting into her pants.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Rom and Winston would actually make a pretty great couple. Winston would appreciate how Rom has this rather sweet surface covering a spring-steel spine.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
The Professor and Jadzia, or the Professor and Honoria. Eep! The Professor and Jadzia - their love would be so brainy! (and, as![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
eor pointed out, he'd be able to combine things in new ways that she wouldn't even think of, because that's the way he has had to work.)
The Professor would be _scared_ by Honoria as much as Bertie was.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Maladicta walks in on Rom and Pepper.... I think she would be somewhat appalled, but wouldn't say much about it.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Chewbacca, broken-hearted because Han has left him to settle down and have babies with Leia, is running the Millennium Falcon on his own. He accidentally drops a couple of wires into his cup of tea while doing a patch-job on the navigation system, and, when he comes to, realizes the Falcon is orbiting a strange planet. Confused, he lands, and meets Honoria. A dog she has runs up at him, barking, and he roars back at it, sending it away, yelping. She is terrified, but stands her ground because she assumes he's a wild animal and will probably rip her lungs out if she runs, but then she realizes he has a belt over his shoulder and assumes he must be some sort of tame ape. She shouts at him for scaring her dog, and he apologizes (as best he can in signs) and invites her in for a cup of tea. She realizes this is a craft, like in H.G. Wells' "War of the Worlds," and asks for a demonstration. He takes off and shows her Earth from a distance. She wants to travel around a bit, and she catches on to the fact he's broken-hearted about Solo when she seems him making sad noises over his holo. She convinces him to bath, and then brushes his fur for him. He doesn't like having to bath, but, astootsiemuppet pointed out, Honoria would make up for that with long, romantic hair-brushing sessions, and eor suggests Chewie probably can purr.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Mike/Angua fluff... there certainly isn't, yet, and I'm not sure there could be.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Maladicta/Pepper - ooh. "Bitter Dregs"
What plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? Pippin/Mike Jackson. Rowr. Since Aubrey and Maturin were already going that way, they'll pick Mike up and give him a ride to Middle Earth.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Uh, yeah. Maladicta slash (with Polly) is almost canon, and it's the one anyone who does Monstrous Regiment does.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Maladicta/Angua - it could happen. The vampire and the werewolf. Wouldn't need to change much.
Write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can’t look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you’re going to use.
My 12 characters:
1) Mike Jackson (the Mike from "Mike" and the Psmith stories, Wodehouse.)
2) Rom (Quark's brother, from Star Trek: Deep Space 9)
3) Chewbacca
4) Pippin Took
5) Dr. Roy Hinkley, Jr (The Professor, from Gilligan's Island)
6) Winston Zeddmore (From Real Ghostbusters)
7) Maladicta (From Monstrous Regiment, Terry Pratchett)
8) Angua (From all Pratchett's Guards series)
9) Jadzia Dax (from ST:DS9)
10) Honoria Glossop (From Jeeves and Wooster, Wodehouse)
11) Deb Lister (From Red Dwarf, the female universe version of Lister)
12) Pippin Galadriel Moonchild (Pepper, from Good Omens)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Winston Zeddmore/Deb Lister - I've never read it, and given that it's a het pairing it wouldn't much interest me, but there would be some trainwreck fascination to it. Winston would have a hard time with how much of a slob and a female chauvinist Deb is.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Pippin Took - Totally hot! :)
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Pepper gets Angua pregnant. Well... Has she broken up with Carrot, or are they still together? Oh, Angua has a thing for redheads, I see. In that case, perhaps she can pass the kid off as Carrot's.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Jadzia Dax. Oddly, I don't think I have read any. Oddly because she's very hot, but I think she's a little too aloof for anyone to really entertain the idea of anybody getting into her pants.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Rom and Winston would actually make a pretty great couple. Winston would appreciate how Rom has this rather sweet surface covering a spring-steel spine.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
The Professor and Jadzia, or the Professor and Honoria. Eep! The Professor and Jadzia - their love would be so brainy! (and, as
eor pointed out, he'd be able to combine things in new ways that she wouldn't even think of, because that's the way he has had to work.) The Professor would be _scared_ by Honoria as much as Bertie was.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Maladicta walks in on Rom and Pepper.... I think she would be somewhat appalled, but wouldn't say much about it.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Chewbacca, broken-hearted because Han has left him to settle down and have babies with Leia, is running the Millennium Falcon on his own. He accidentally drops a couple of wires into his cup of tea while doing a patch-job on the navigation system, and, when he comes to, realizes the Falcon is orbiting a strange planet. Confused, he lands, and meets Honoria. A dog she has runs up at him, barking, and he roars back at it, sending it away, yelping. She is terrified, but stands her ground because she assumes he's a wild animal and will probably rip her lungs out if she runs, but then she realizes he has a belt over his shoulder and assumes he must be some sort of tame ape. She shouts at him for scaring her dog, and he apologizes (as best he can in signs) and invites her in for a cup of tea. She realizes this is a craft, like in H.G. Wells' "War of the Worlds," and asks for a demonstration. He takes off and shows her Earth from a distance. She wants to travel around a bit, and she catches on to the fact he's broken-hearted about Solo when she seems him making sad noises over his holo. She convinces him to bath, and then brushes his fur for him. He doesn't like having to bath, but, as
tootsiemuppet pointed out, Honoria would make up for that with long, romantic hair-brushing sessions, and eor suggests Chewie probably can purr. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Mike/Angua fluff... there certainly isn't, yet, and I'm not sure there could be.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Maladicta/Pepper - ooh. "Bitter Dregs"
What plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? Pippin/Mike Jackson. Rowr. Since Aubrey and Maturin were already going that way, they'll pick Mike up and give him a ride to Middle Earth.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Uh, yeah. Maladicta slash (with Polly) is almost canon, and it's the one anyone who does Monstrous Regiment does.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Maladicta/Angua - it could happen. The vampire and the werewolf. Wouldn't need to change much.