I'm not hot shit in a wineglass, more curried goat in a paper cup

It's a big state but little populated, so specialty places can't survive. A regular strip club, but they do different headliners every so often. Certain people just travel and headline for a few days, and this pair of dwarves, Tiny Tina and Little Pixie, were here for three nights. Sometimes they have the Chippendales and the place is just packed with screaming women, standing room only. :) They come from hours away, because there is no male strip club in this stateTiny Tina and Little Pixie did almost as well, actually, because it was damned hard to find a chair.