I'm not hot shit in a wineglass, more curried goat in a paper cup

A porch out front AND a deck off the kitchen! :) (With TWO deeded parking spaces just by it - hard to find around here.)There's not really a yard to speak of, unfortunately - the porch overlooks a brick walk and the street, though it is a fairly quiet street and there are probably flower beds under the snow. I totally could NOT stand to live in one of those plywood row houses in a field, I wouldn't even go look at it.

The kitchen has a pantry.