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A number of us were in the breakroom last night when HD reminded ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
jigsaw92301 that he had a package to pick up...
HD: What's in it?
Jigsaw: Couple of shirts, a pair of pants.
HD: Why don't you pick it up?
Jigsaw: Because I don't like wearing pants.
(somebody): Didn't you leave a restaurant without your pants?
Jigsaw: It wasn't a restaurant. It was a Toys R Us. And I didn't leave, I was escorted! I'm known as the Puddlejumper Pedophile.
Donatello: My wife's daycare is called Puddlejumpers. He's got this running joke.
Jigsaw: I told her I'll fax her my resume. But I'm not supposed to get within ten feet of kids, so I'll watch them from afar.
HD: Did you tell her about him?
Donatello: No. Pretty much when he opens his mouth I cover her ears.
BB: Did you get invited back to their house?
Jigsaw: I hadn't been invited in the first place. If you wait to be invited you'll never get there. I'm trying to get him to build his kid a treehouse so I'll have some place to shelter when I'm up there with my binoculars.
jigsaw92301 that he had a package to pick up...HD: What's in it?
Jigsaw: Couple of shirts, a pair of pants.
HD: Why don't you pick it up?
Jigsaw: Because I don't like wearing pants.
(somebody): Didn't you leave a restaurant without your pants?
Jigsaw: It wasn't a restaurant. It was a Toys R Us. And I didn't leave, I was escorted! I'm known as the Puddlejumper Pedophile.
Donatello: My wife's daycare is called Puddlejumpers. He's got this running joke.
Jigsaw: I told her I'll fax her my resume. But I'm not supposed to get within ten feet of kids, so I'll watch them from afar.
HD: Did you tell her about him?
Donatello: No. Pretty much when he opens his mouth I cover her ears.
BB: Did you get invited back to their house?
Jigsaw: I hadn't been invited in the first place. If you wait to be invited you'll never get there. I'm trying to get him to build his kid a treehouse so I'll have some place to shelter when I'm up there with my binoculars.