The ads in the right hand column on FaceBook tell me I can win a lesbian... oh, wait, a lesbian vacation. Well, shoot, okay, but can you find me a girlfriend to go along with me? It wouldn't be the same without. Actually, could I win a bi/poly vaca, so I can take my Eor as well as a girlfriend? (/me should really get to bed. And I had been doing so well with staying away from the late-night computer.)
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