Elven Girl and Elven B. were visiting last night, and on her way out the door Elven Girl commented that, because of the hysterectomy I should no longer be attractive to bears. I said, "Oh, thank you!" playfully offended. I thought of that as I was eating rare roast beef on the top of the mountain and watching it drip.

She also added that one of her roller-derby teammates had asked her if she had a maxipad...

EG said, "No, I had a hysterectomy."
Roller-Derby Teammate said, "Well you could have just said 'no.'"
EG: "But I wanted you to know that if you ever ask me again the answer will still be no."
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