Magic wands

[derien]

Joke of the day from this morning's shift - A female passenger was watching a (male) trainee use the wand metal detector on a male passenger. From her vantage point she sees that the trainee wands the feet, and the passenger takes his shoes off. Then the trainee starts to wand around the upper body, and the passenger takes his jacket off. The trainee moves down the torso and the passenger undoes his belt buckle. And the woman watching exclaimes, "I want one of these magic wands! You just waive it around and guys start undressing!"

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[webbob.livejournal.com]

Hah!