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[derien]

This made me laugh.:) And I highly recommend eor's, LJ posts, in general - of course, I adore him, so I realize I could be a bit biased.

However, I do not live with daegaer, much as I'd like to. I've told her I want to raise all her children, and I think she thinks I'm joking.:) Go read Daegaer's new story right now, because she's wonderful and amazing. And if that's not enough to convince you that she's wonderful and amazing, read the story she posted a couple of days ago, (Home is Where the Heart Is, Part One, Home is Where the Heart Is, Part Two) - I liked this one so much I printed it out and took it to work with me to finish reading it.

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Today, in a briefing, we got the impression that the 3,000 TSA layoffs might take all summer to happen, (instead of having to be accomplished by the end of this month, as we'd previously thought.)

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layoffs, schmayoffs . . .

[(Anonymous)]

I find it humorous that you were requested to react immediately when drudging through your employment process with the Federal Government. Now, in their infinite wisdom, they jave decided that things are running too smoothly in your administration and require a new twist.

I would recommend a healthy case of the "Blue Flu" . . . preferably about the time the busy season begins at your location. Large groups of people have been known to contract this disease in a single day. The results vary from location, either resulting in an administrative change or immediate dismissal of the "carrier". The prescription is usually the same, a day off with sick pay . . . if the sickness has not been remedied, repeat as often as necessary.

The "Blue Flu" can be contracted at your local tavern, usually about an hour after work. The symptoms are usually the same: Fever, runny nose, headache, sore throat and hangover . . . just don't mention the hangover when you call in (although the grogginess adds integrity to the call).

Effectiveness of the prescribed remedy is more apparent when taken in moderate quantities by numerous people of the same affliction in the same approximate time period.

"Get Well" soon
Jerold Davies