...for the very few on my friends list who haven't already seen it on
indeedsir, Jeeves Cuts a Gordian Knot, by
weaselwoman13. Excellent story, plot, etc. Not much sex, mainly implication.
It's taken me four hours to consume two pots of tea. That's on the order of two hours per pot. I haven't got another two hours before I have to leave for work, therefore I can't have another pot of tea. Voila, logic.
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