those of you not in the same space with me, be joyous and celebrate

I just thought of something very amusing to me this morning.  Antibiotics kill all the bacteria, not just bad bacteria.  The good bacteria in my large intestine are going to be wiped out.  My small intestine is already struggling to maintain against the recent gluten influx. 

Yes, that's the full extent of the joke.  Well, it made me laugh.  :)

another fun time waster. :)

Via tronella, the Bad Surrealist Joke Generator

I did kind of like
Q: What's derien's favourite book? 
A: Calvin And Hobbess Of The D'Urbervilles. 
Maybe I should write that.  Only, that would require me reading Tess of the D'Urbervilles.  Is it worthwhile? 

And this one was just accurate...
What does derien eat for dinner?
Chicken Curry

This one might be, too...
What's derien's favourite film?
Cleavagecoach

Sounds like a good film to me.  As does this one:

What's derien's favourite film?
Dilbertigo

and this one...
What's derien's favourite film?
21 Douglas Adams

(and this would be my bible choice...)
What's derien's favourite book?
The King Douglas Adames Bible

(And this next one's funnier if you read it out loud!)
Where does derien go on holiday?
Eorgia

(no subject)

lucylou drew eor a card - go see! :)

How much do I love this guy? :)

Oh, a whole friggin lot.  "beep beep!" *chortles* 

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I got the groceries loaded into the car and got the car started out of the parking lot before I noticed my nose going numb.  So now we're going to walk down to the pub for a drink.  It's only two blocks - wish us luck. :)

Why my Na-No did not work.

"It was supposed to be a story about roommates.  And then you wanted to stick something about vampires in there."

"And werewolves."

"Mm," he said, nodding, "And then it all piled up, all that Mary-Sue, and it kind of struck you like ape-scent galora."

At least, that was what I thought he said.  As it turned out he was saying "Ape-scent gloriola."  Phwoot!  Listen to this song!  Jose'e Chouinard, the figure skater from Canada, did a routine to it, about eight years ago. Damn, she rocks.  Oh, I can't believe it waited until tonight before I was truly aware of it.  Eor told me it was cool, and how did I not hear it - really hear it - until I was, like... drunk. 

("now, if the sweater has like reindeer on it or is a funny color like yellow, I'm sorry, you can't get away with a sweater like that.  Look for brown or grey or blue.")

Oh yes - this is a drunken post, by the way.