Via [livejournal.com profile] tronella, the Bad Surrealist Joke Generator

I did kind of like
Q: What's derien's favourite book? 
A: Calvin And Hobbess Of The D'Urbervilles. 
Maybe I should write that.  Only, that would require me reading Tess of the D'Urbervilles.  Is it worthwhile? 

And this one was just accurate...
What does derien eat for dinner?
Chicken Curry

This one might be, too...
What's derien's favourite film?
Cleavagecoach

Sounds like a good film to me.  As does this one:

What's derien's favourite film?
Dilbertigo

and this one...
What's derien's favourite film?
21 Douglas Adams

(and this would be my bible choice...)
What's derien's favourite book?
The King Douglas Adames Bible

(And this next one's funnier if you read it out loud!)
Where does derien go on holiday?
Eorgia
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Curried Goat in a paper cup

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