spam, wonderful spam

From an imaginary person named Blagg Bent I received an email with the subject line, "wimbles unvulgarize." Eor asks if wimbles are what Wimbledon was named after. If so, what are they? I think they sound like small, furry things. But what could they have been doing which was vulgar?

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*sigh* okay, I totally spaced an appointment I was supposed to have with a loan officer at my bank to get the credit line thingy so I wouldn't ever have any bounced check fees. She called and was all nice about it - "Yes, it's July first already. We warped through June!" (And it cracked me up that 'warped' has entered general language to mean 'went through really fast.') But I feel like a complete jerk. Also, a loser, because it would have made some sense if I was actually being productive in other ways, but I was not. I HATE my schedule. Yeah, I do like having two hours for breakfast, but five is really too much, especially when I have only like an hour in the evening. Nah, never mind, I just hate me, because I should be able to get over this - I've only been on this schedule for almost six years. :P

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Post 3 things you've done in your lifetime that you don't think anybody else on your friends list has done.

See if anybody else responds with "I've done that."

Have your friends cut & paste this into their journal to see what unique things they've done in their life.



1) Had my hands on Helen Hunt's body (she was not pleased). (And yes, it was in the course of my work.)

2) Got an A in a class I actually never attended (I forgot to drop it off my course schedule, and then the teacher died unexpectedly and they gave everyone As.)

3) Caught and killed the frog I dissected when I was 12. (If you've done this you probably went to the same school I did.)