"y'know what we would say to that in my family?"

A couple weeks ago we had a pair of investigators show up at work, pull a bunch of people in to talk with them and then one of our new employees disappeared. Moose has fished long at the scuttlebutt and finally has produced some explanation. Apparently, while away on his initial training, said ex-new-emp got into a conversation in the hotel bar and somehow, during the course of the conversation, decided to whip out his dick. We're not sure exactly how the conversation transpired in order to give him the idea that this was an appropriate response.

On being told this story, Moose reports that someone (possibly Saxman Pink?) said, "Oh! His family name is [Redacted]? Wait, I think his father did the same thing. And someone else, grandfather, or maybe uncle." This made Moose wonder if a predilection to commit indecent exposure may be genetic.