I may have mentioned this before.

[derien]

When you're dropping off your luggage and the screener asks "is your bag locked?" the information that they wish to know is if the bag has a lock on it. A lock is a device which can only be opened with some specific knowledge or implement, such as a key or a combination. A twist tie is not a lock. A zip tie is not a lock. A peice of yarn is not a lock. The answer to "is your bag locked?" should be "yes" or "no." Not, "Well, as locked as it's going to be. I don't know who would want to steal my bowling balls." Especially not when I'm dashing to the front of the machine to collect your bag and I have something like eight seconds to get back behind the console before it starts to do it's thing once again.

Also... why would anyone pack a 2-liter of Pepsi? Afraid that they will arrive in their hotel room and not be able to get any Pepsi? That's a severe addiction.

Oh, but the best bag I opened today: A golf bag, and there's golf balls and golf shoes and such... but no golf clubs. Instead of clubs they had a couple of mops and some type of long handled scrubber. There are no mops where they're going, and they need to clean up the golf course?

So, while I can still remember them, here's some of the silly jokes I heard today (I have forgotten something key about the setup of the best one, so I'll leave that for now.):

Did you hear that a couple of little old ladies had some trouble at the airport? They had knitting needles, but that's okay if you also have yarn. The problems started when they said they were going to knit an Afghan.

Did you hear about the teacher who had trouble at theairport? He had a slide rule and textbooks and compasses. They arrested him for having Weapons of Maths Instruction. He was also suspected of having links to a terrorist group called Al Gebra.

I can't use the line, "these are the jokes, I don't dance," because I do dance. ;)

Comments

[derien.livejournal.com]

Heheh, my comment was actually meant as sarcastic, because licking_suntan's friend's mom was so silly as to think she wouldn't be able to find anything she would like to eat in France, so she took all kinds of junk food. I guess I needed to place the [sarcasm mode on] tag in there. I just found it incredibly appalling that someone would import junk food to eat when they're going to one of the countries best known for good food. (and licking_suntan was drunk, not me.;))

But, I like Monterey Jack cheese very much - I'll eat like a quarter of a stick with pepperonie and corn chips for my lunch.;)

[mhw.livejournal.com]

Ooops... *embarrassed blush* I hadn't considered sarcasm - just that with you having mentioned posting-while-drunk... oh dear. I should read more carfully, shouldn't I? *hides*

Monterey Jack's actually OK - it's not a bad cheese, at all, just that I find it a shade on the bland side for my preference. I went through terrible cheese deprivation when I was in the US, you know - I just could not believe how much one was expected to pay in Boston for a perfectly ordinary Camembert or English Cheddar. And as for Roquefort! you'd have thought it was made of gold...

The mournful explanation from the only really good cheese seller that I could find after a few days of searching: "You see, most Americans don't really like cheese very much. Not cheese that tastes of cheese, if you know what I mean."

I've really never understood that. All that good grazing land, you'd think that the US could have come up with just one really stunning indigenous cheese... *sigh*

But the English can be just as bad about not eating "all that nasty foreign stuff", though they do seem to have got a lot better at it in the past couple of decades. Just not fast enough for my tastes :D