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[derien]

Viked noelfigart's new Pirate Meme... :)

If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
Username
Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?	Damned pansy Navy wouldn't take me!Revenge against the establishment!I like booty!!!I'm really good with knots...Cause lawyerin' be too cruel.Chicks dig eye-patches.Buggery on the High Seas!All the rum you can drink!!!
Yer First Mate!	yonmei
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)	groundctrl
Ye're chief rival be the Dread Pirate	mars_manliness
Ye'll be pursued by Admiral	daegaer
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident...	afrai
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures	barbarian_qulan
Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder!	724
Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 56%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Of course Paisley Doe is after Calico Jack, but it took me a long while to come up with a ship name.  Finally eor suggested The Hedgehog because "the ship's the only thing that can't be buggered at all."  :)

Comments

The Hedgehog Song by Nanny Ogg.

[chn-breathmint.livejournal.com]

Your hedgehog's a handful and cute as a bun
You'd think he'd be perfect for animal fun
But hatpin-like pubic hairs prove to us all
That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

(So here's to the hedgehog, he's sharp as they come
You'll never get through his impregnable bum
With his nose up his arsehole and rolled in a ball
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all)

Well, a verse and a chorus. The whole thing is too long to post.

- Mel

Re: The Hedgehog Song by Nanny Ogg.

[derien.livejournal.com]

*chortles!!* :)

(Ever since I posted eor has been reading about pet hedgehogs - I almost think he's fascinated enought to want one.)