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inscrutable:
I invite you, gentle reader, to share with me a dumb joke. It can be your favorite dumb joke, or the most recent one to make you groan, it doesn't matter.
Regale me with stupid humor.
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Memo to myself - If I must type while pbj toast is sitting in front of my keyboard, I must sit up straight. *licks jam off her forearm*
inscrutable:I invite you, gentle reader, to share with me a dumb joke. It can be your favorite dumb joke, or the most recent one to make you groan, it doesn't matter.
Regale me with stupid humor.
*
Memo to myself - If I must type while pbj toast is sitting in front of my keyboard, I must sit up straight. *licks jam off her forearm*
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"Excuse me," he says, "did you know there's a steering wheel in your trousers?"
"Arr," says the pirate, "it's drivin' me nuts."
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most recent groan
Where does Bluebeard keep his buccaneers?
On the sides of his buccan'ead!
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Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
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Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
*wiggle head from side to side toward shoulders* "Like, I dunno!"
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Marooned :)
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Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
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It's the one that says I da ho.
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Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
How many ADD kids goes it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Let's go ride bikes!
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Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
HAH!
Ok that one made me laugh out loud.
Great!
Here's mine. It of course works better if you say it out loud.
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Control Freak... Now you say "control freak who?"
(It's of course very important you interrupt them with the last part.)
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Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Control Freak... Now you say "control freak who?"
Oo, I'm going to have to use that on some of my co-workers!
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Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
aaaah! *grin!!*
How many ADD kids goes it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Let's go ride bikes!
Love that one - lightbulb jokes are my favorite. :)
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Now if you could do that to your elbow that would be a talent.
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Why were the little strawberries upset?
They were in a jam.
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What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
♪ Dunggggggggg
On a related note, what’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
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A: He sticks it in his honey.
And another one just as stupid . . .
Q: What's the definition of trust?
A: Two cannibals having oral sex.
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You're using LJ again, you're using LJ again! *squee!*
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Two deaf guys are on a train at Wembley.
"Is this Wembley?" says the first guy.
"No, it's Thursday," says the second.
"Yeah, so am I," says the first.
(It's not even funny! I love Bertie.)
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