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The meme reads:
Type "[your name] needs" into a Google search, then turn the results into a poll. (for those without polling options, you choose the 5 funniest).
But I can't. Because, pathetically enough, when I type in "derien needs" I get all of one (1) answer:
"derien needs some friends!"
I don't know. It's more important to me that![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
eor needs more friends.
I can use 'Doe' for the meme. I feel a little uncomfortable with that, because that's RL, but... I'll do it this time because it gets some amusing results. So, excluding 'DOE Needs to Consider Options to Accelerate the Return of Weapons-Usable Uranium,' the five most suited to me are:
DOE needs to get out of the shelter business. (I've worked in two shelters, but maybe this refers to my big sister tendencies.)
DOE needs to provide an open line of communication with the public. (Does that go along with me needing more friends?)
DOE needs to address management of cleanup activities. (Yeah, you'd agree if you saw my desk.)
DOE needs to impose more of a threat. (The passengers who I frighten by barking out orders would not agree. :))
doe needs to be kept in a warm and quiet area. (Yes, with a hot cup of tea and a good book. :))
So, which do you most think I need?
Hey, no fog this morning. I miss it, because I love fog, but it was making work horrible. For the past three days the fog only lifted during the middle of the day, and all late afternoon, night, and early morning the planes couldn't land in Portland - so there were no planes to go out. People kept re-booking and trying to get on another flight out, but it just wasn't happening. Consequently we had very long lines and LOTS of Specials (it always happens when they re-book) - and my shift lost three people in the past month (Mr. Anderson, Wibby and M.M.) and we're thin at midweek, anyway, so it was murderously busy. At least fog is a calming weather, and people weren't as mean as they could have been.
I need to go to the library, I should get a move on.
Type "[your name] needs" into a Google search, then turn the results into a poll. (for those without polling options, you choose the 5 funniest).
But I can't. Because, pathetically enough, when I type in "derien needs" I get all of one (1) answer:
"derien needs some friends!"
I don't know. It's more important to me that
eor needs more friends. I can use 'Doe' for the meme. I feel a little uncomfortable with that, because that's RL, but... I'll do it this time because it gets some amusing results. So, excluding 'DOE Needs to Consider Options to Accelerate the Return of Weapons-Usable Uranium,' the five most suited to me are:
DOE needs to get out of the shelter business. (I've worked in two shelters, but maybe this refers to my big sister tendencies.)
DOE needs to provide an open line of communication with the public. (Does that go along with me needing more friends?)
DOE needs to address management of cleanup activities. (Yeah, you'd agree if you saw my desk.)
DOE needs to impose more of a threat. (The passengers who I frighten by barking out orders would not agree. :))
doe needs to be kept in a warm and quiet area. (Yes, with a hot cup of tea and a good book. :))
So, which do you most think I need?
Hey, no fog this morning. I miss it, because I love fog, but it was making work horrible. For the past three days the fog only lifted during the middle of the day, and all late afternoon, night, and early morning the planes couldn't land in Portland - so there were no planes to go out. People kept re-booking and trying to get on another flight out, but it just wasn't happening. Consequently we had very long lines and LOTS of Specials (it always happens when they re-book) - and my shift lost three people in the past month (Mr. Anderson, Wibby and M.M.) and we're thin at midweek, anyway, so it was murderously busy. At least fog is a calming weather, and people weren't as mean as they could have been.
I need to go to the library, I should get a move on.