and all I got was

[derien]

I went to the Surrealist Dungeon and all I got was this lousy...
Hit Points: 18

Gold: 0

Inventory:
A Figurine of Cheezdanish
The Axe of Inscrutable
The Shield of Tronella
A Figurine of Beowabbit

I also saw a small shrine to Samuel Vimes. :)