*chortle* :)

[derien]

This means the current terror alert level is Ernie for commercial flights and Bert for everywhere else.

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[sospan-fach.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

Oh, that gave me a good laugh.

Well, seriously: would YOU want Ernie piloting a commercial flight? Sounds pretty terrifying to me... ;-)

[derien.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Bert, that's a pretty cloud! Let's go through it! Oooh, look at the cows down there, they look like ants... running ants!"

(Passenger: "AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!")

"Heeheeheehee!" :D