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([personal profile] derien May. 20th, 2008 09:50 pm)
Duffy* stopped me and my current Duckling** in the hall the other day and asked if I had posted on my LiveJournal about the guy who threw up at the Exit the other day.

"No," I said, "I didn't hear much about it besides the fact that it happened. And that [person who was stationed at exit] was incredibly cool." I explained to the Duckling, "I heard that some guy projectile vomited right beside to him, then came crashing down in his own puke, and all he did was key the radio and just very calmly say that he needed a Supervisor."

"You didn't hear his excuse?" Duffy asked. "He said it was blue balls!"

"What??"

"Apparently he stated that several times to the EMTs. He said that he and his wife had been fooling around on the plane and he had blue balls."

"Really! ...I guess I'll have to post that."

So there you go.

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*Who was my first Duckling, like, two years ago.
**Person doing On the Job Training. Also known as Manatees or Worker Bees, because there's no such word as "mentee."
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