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([personal profile] derien Jun. 30th, 2008 11:01 am)
"Jeeves and the Uncomfortable Morning" by [livejournal.com profile] triedenture, which was pretty good, and then I wanted to try out her House fics. "First Time With A Dildo" is longish (in two entries, and took me the better part of an hour to read, I think, though I'm not the fastest reader due to my eyes not lining up right) and is rather awesomely hot, in my opinion.

Now I must drag myself away from her works or face getting nothing at all done, today. And I must get things done.

While I'm reccing things, though, I think I should mention one I read the other day, and have been following, No Less Remarkable Alicia's Watson/Holmes vs. Charles Augustus Milverton. Venomous Creatures. I don't think it's necessary that you would already have read the previous story, but it's good, too, but more BDSMey and some events of dubious consent - The Squire of Reigate.

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Well, did finally get some things done - swept the floors (mostly), did dishes (and then dirtied some more, particularly the new griddle which I burned toast onto :P) and did my back exercises. Also got an email written to someone I had promised it to a week ago.

Hey, did some one of you post a link a few months ago to a site which was all rank upon serried rank of real women's imperfect breasts? I'm thinking about adding myself to that gallery before getting breast reduction (if I decided to go through with it and the insurance company will pay for it), but I don't want to google 'breasts' because I don't want to wade through fifty-one-thousand porn sites.

From: [identity profile] kryptyd.livejournal.com


Haha, good luck with that! I hate trying to find something I think will be un-googleable. Wow, what a great word!

I know a girl who has considered that surgery. I think in the end she just opted for bras of mighty powers.
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From: [identity profile] derien.livejournal.com


Well, the bras of mighty powers work mostly, but one is a full size larger than the other, which is quite probably a good deal of the reason my body has a twist to it - something is causing my hips to angle funny, my gait to be off, one shoulder to rise higher than the other, etc. It's all mostly unoticable to the untrained eye, but I keep having problems with my neck, and the sports medicine doctor said it could well be the breast imbalance.
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