work amusements

[derien]

Me: "So, where are you going, today?"
Elderly lady: "I'm going to Orlando, because that's the only place the plane goes."

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(On poking through a somewhat nervous gentleman's bag in search of a 'tube of something' the x-ray operator sent me after, and finding a dildo... Which I carefully poked around and did not take out.)
Me (cheerily, and probably with what amounts to a small, smug smile for me): "Okay, it's all good!"
Passenger (smiling): "You're so discreet. They teach you not to react, don't they?"
Me: "Yeah, well, and after six years in this job..."
Passenger: "You've seen everything, haven't you?"
Me: "Pretty much."
(And I guess I have a fondness for guys who carry dildos, but that would possibly be too much to say to the random passenger.)

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That reminds me, I also showed Hawk and his GF the TSA Gangstaz video, which GF especially found amusing - I think the part where she laughed the loudest was where the female screener is holding the huge dildo that they pull out of the old lady's bag and she's gazing at it in something like rapt wonderment. :)

Comments

[dances-withcats.livejournal.com]

That TSA Gangstaz video is great. :-)

*goes off to share*

[peak-in-darien.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[kryptyd.livejournal.com]

Haha, was the old lady being cute or snarky?

Lol, dildo guy.

[derien.livejournal.com]

She was very nice, actually. :) She was rather infirm and facing going back to her home in the middle of flooding and all, because her part of Florida (which is actually also where Eor's Mom and sister live) was in process of being hit by a tropical storm.

[doublefourtime.livejournal.com]

That video is hi-larious. The chorus is gonna be stuck me head for the rest of the day. :D