Famous people always die in threes, right?

[derien]

All sitting around in the breakroom this evening watching Larry King talk about Michael Jackson on CNN...

Me: Is it just me or when he said how sad this was, did he seem as though he was barely keeping from laughing?
Moose: I think you're right.
Larry King: He loved people, he loved children, he loved little boys...
All: *nearly fall over laughing*
(various): Almost to a fault!
Moose: Kids, put your pants on and dial 911!
Three minutes later, Mainertoo walks into the room.
Mainertoo: What are you all still doing here? You don't want to go home, you want to see more pictures of Michael?
Moose: You missed the best part! *relates the 'little boys' line*
Mainertoo: He did not say that.
Moose: He did!
Mainertoo: He did NOT say that!
All, in chorus: He DID!

My theory is Michael just wanted to upstage Farrah Fawcett.