Yesterday I overheard some guy who looked like Adam Sandler explaining how we never had microwave technology before the Roswell incident. He seemed fairly lucid aside from his intensity and his shirt being half untucked, but of course as soon as he walked off one of my coworkers turned to me and asked, "So, I take it he was crazier than a shithouse rat?" "Looks that way," I said, though I had to wonder.
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