seen on Freecycle

[derien]

I am looking for a Thighmaster/Buttmaster made by Suzanne Somers. I found one
that was genetic and it didn't work. Thank you for your help.

Good thighs and butts are usually genetic, I suspect, and we haven't developed our genetic engineering to the point that it's feasible for most people to change their own. I remember my Grammy W. said she'd ridden her bike all over the place when she was young and never managed to change the shape of her butt at all. "Don't even worry about it," she said, "It's not in your genes, you're never going to have a butt that looks like two dogs fighting under a blanket."

(I think the woman requesting the Thighmaster on freecycle might have meant 'generic.')

Comments

[peak-in-darien.livejournal.com]

It seems like you can shed weight from anywhere, but you can never shed as much weight from some parts as others. Like, if you have big thighs, you can shed weight from all over your frame but your thighs will still be bigger in proportion. Does that make sense?

[kryptyd.livejournal.com]

Haha!