possibly the longest physical ever

[derien]

Of course Hawk is trying to get everything down pat, so he's explaining everything, but then there's the usual drawback of doing a physical on your brother:

"Can your pull that sleeve up?"

Eightball indicated that he could not, so stripped off the shirt, then commented, "Ooh, my nipples are cold!"

"No kidding, you could cut glass with those things."