
A Pirate a Peasant and a Gypsy walk into a bar...
The Peasant says, "I got no money, you guys have to pay."
The Gypsy turns to the Pirate, takes out a set of dice, and says, "I'll roll you for it."
And the Pirate says, "Aarrr! I have to pay agin!"
So, what do you have for punchlines?