I'm not hot shit in a wineglass, more curried goat in a paper cup

[Error: unknown template qotd]Bigfoot, totally. I'll read anything about Sasquach. I even watched "Harry and the Hendersons," a miserable sitcom about Bigfoot living in the suburbs with a human family. When we were teasing one of our co-workers that he was going to Oregon to hunt down Bigfoot I asked him to get an autograph for me, as he's my favorite celebrity. :) Did you know a queer Bigfoot kidnapped a lumberjack and took him to his cave and kept him there for a while? I read that in the Weekly World News, they had an interview with the guy! So sweet. :) I'm so upset that the Weekly World News has been shut down. Where am I going to get my news of Bigfoot??