I'm not hot shit in a wineglass, more curried goat in a paper cup

Did I mention the hole in the parking lot at work? Alice brought it up the other day in inbrief, because it's just about big enough for someone to put their foot in, and quite deep - we couldn't see the bottom, though of course it was dark. Anyhow, she found the cause. Rabbits. She says they must be jack rabbits because they used tiny jackhammers to get through the asphalt.