derien: It's a cup of tea and a white mouse.  The mouse is offering to buy Arthur's brain and replace it with a simple computer. (Default)
( Aug. 21st, 2008 07:44 am)
Me: "So, where are you going, today?"
Elderly lady: "I'm going to Orlando, because that's the only place the plane goes."

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(On poking through a somewhat nervous gentleman's bag in search of a 'tube of something' the x-ray operator sent me after, and finding a dildo... Which I carefully poked around and did not take out.)
Me (cheerily, and probably with what amounts to a small, smug smile for me): "Okay, it's all good!"
Passenger (smiling): "You're so discreet. They teach you not to react, don't they?"
Me: "Yeah, well, and after six years in this job..."
Passenger: "You've seen everything, haven't you?"
Me: "Pretty much."
(And I guess I have a fondness for guys who carry dildos, but that would possibly be too much to say to the random passenger.)

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That reminds me, I also showed Hawk and his GF the TSA Gangstaz video, which GF especially found amusing - I think the part where she laughed the loudest was where the female screener is holding the huge dildo that they pull out of the old lady's bag and she's gazing at it in something like rapt wonderment. :)
derien: It's a cup of tea and a white mouse.  The mouse is offering to buy Arthur's brain and replace it with a simple computer. (Default)
( Aug. 21st, 2008 08:33 am)
I keep thinking about that Honoria/Chewbacca fic I tried to attempt to begin to write about a billion years ago. It started out completely wrong, far too slow and boring. And now that I've watched a few more eps of the show I want to portray that Honoria. She's so... buoyant. I just love the way she lightly leaps over the fallen side-table not even noticing it, like a deer over a fence in her skirt and high heels, just because she's happy to see Bertie and wants to take his arm.

Only, even though she's fond of Bertie, and gets engaged to some other guy (was it Gussy?), I just can't help seeing her with a female. Should it be another female from Wodehouse, another from Star Wars, or someone from another fandom altogether? An original character? (*Worries of Mary Sue/self-insertion*) Chewy pushed aside, or Chewy/Honoria/Other triad? Other human female? Other Wookie female? Other Other female? (*Thinks a Mary Sue Wookie might be charming enough to work...*)

I probably won't ever do anything with it, but it's awfully fun to think about. :)
derien: It's a cup of tea and a white mouse.  The mouse is offering to buy Arthur's brain and replace it with a simple computer. (Default)
( Aug. 21st, 2008 08:59 am)
Shoot, it's almost 9am. The guy from the dealership was supposed to call and let me know that the window handle for the car had come in, so that 'in the slight chance' that it didn't I wouldn't waste a trip. He has not called. I wanted to return that charger and stop at the fabric store to see if there might be something nice to use for my costume for King Richard's Faire, and possibly stop and do more grocery shopping on my way home, but at this point it might be too late for all that. I suppose I should phone him and make sure he didn't think he was supposed to only call me if it didn't come in.

BTW, 12 more boxes of tea came in last night, so in event of the zombie apocalypse I can still invite you all over for tea. ;)
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