I been robbed!

[derien]

They weren't midgets, they were dwarves.  Now, I love Legolas/Gimli slash as much as the next girl, but when I'm hoping to see midgets dance and they turn out to be dwarves, I've got to be honest, that's a little disappointing.    Also, the place was just amazingly packed - I've never seen so many people in there.  I couldn't see the main stage at all without standing on a chair.  Apparently a lot of people want to see dwarves dance, so I didn't feel as though the headliners lost anything by the lack of my adulation.  Also, a LOT of women.  I don't know if it's just because more women go these days then used to (in my experience) or also that women particularly were interested in seeing the dwarves. 

I should write a real review - really bad music, horrible sound system with the bass turned far far to high (when it makes your clothing vibrate and you can't recognize the song without plugging your ears it's too much), dancers who just sort of strike poses and twitch their butts with no relation to the music, the worst DJ on the east coast and people who assured me they would be there and then just didn't show (>:P) - but you would think I didn't have a good time, and actually I did.  I put it down to the company and the fact that whenever I can freely scope girls I'm kind of happy.

Oh, well, I suppose I wasn't totally robbed. There were some lovely very short girls, there - in fact just about every shape of body, most of them looking natural (unenhanced).  There was a girl who seemed to be one of the regular dancers (I'm guessing, since she recognized my co-worker who was sitting with us) who probably legitimately WAS a midget, and I was delighted with watching her, but whether it was that my timing was off or she's...maybe a bit homophobic?  - I can't tell, but she just scooped my bill and didn't acknowledge me.  Story of my life - women never notice me. ;)

Comments

[kryptyd.livejournal.com]

Wait, what event is this? Were you at a short people strip club?

[derien.livejournal.com]

It's a big state but little populated, so specialty places can't survive. A regular strip club, but they do different headliners every so often. Certain people just travel and headline for a few days, and this pair of dwarves, Tiny Tina and Little Pixie, were here for three nights. Sometimes they have the Chippendales and the place is just packed with screaming women, standing room only. :) They come from hours away, because there is no male strip club in this stateTiny Tina and Little Pixie did almost as well, actually, because it was damned hard to find a chair.

[kryptyd.livejournal.com]

Cute names.

It's nice to know that such establishments realise that not everyone thinks Barbie is the perfect woman!

[derien.livejournal.com]

I honestly find that one of the best things about going to strip clubs - it actually made me feel better about my body the first time I went, which was ages ago. I still haven't got as good a body as the average stripper, but perhaps if I worked really hard on it I could have. Okay, worked really hard and had a breast reduction to make them both roughly the same size, but anyway... I was afraid they would all look 'perfect,' but they don't. And people are giving them money to watch them take their clothes off. I mean, when I was in high school and my breasts were much firmer than now I thought people would pay me to keep my clothes ON.